#1) SNITCH ON SOMEONE
Snitches get stitches…bitches!
If you tell, prison is hell.
#2) SIT IN THE WRONG SEAT
Convicts want to control as much as they can. In the chow hall everyone sits in the same seat every day. If you’re new, this could be a problem. Sit in the wrong seat and that could be reason enough to get your ass kicked.
(After decades of seat related issues, DOC finally implemented assigned seating. DOC is much safer because of it. Thank you DOC.)
#3) DON’T PAY YOUR DEBTS
Gambling is huge in prison. So are drug debts. If you wanna shoot heroin, snort meth, pop pills, and smoke a joint before you bet on professional sports, dominoes, cards, and dice, well then you better have a fat bank roll. Pay up or get beat down.
#4) LOOK AT SOMEONE’S VISITOR
Keep your eyes on your own. If you get caught looking at someone’s visitor, whether it’s their mom, sister, grandma, whoever, and you could end up looking at someone’s boots up side your face back at the cell block.
#5) CO-SIGN A PIECE OF SH*T
If you say he’s an alright dude and he turns out to be a rat or a sex offender, guess who gets beat up along the way? YOU!
All that dead skin, hair, and lint has to land somewhere. And it’s usually in front of someone’s cell. Mad Dog Killer ain’t going for it. Mop that sh*t up, or get mopped up. The choice is yours!