Prison has its own language. The word “punk” doesn’t seem all that bad. But call someone a “punk” in prison and you could be fighting in the blink of an eye. In prison, a punk is a prison b*tch.
Jason is serving 12 years for breaking into homes and selling cocaine. He’s 5’10” and 150 lbs. He has a sharp tongue, he’s witty, and he’s a smart ass.
One day Jason was playing handball out in the yard at Airway Heights Correction Center (AHCC). He was winning just about every game.
As he hit a kill shot, he’d yell, “BOOM! Take that motherf*cker!”
He’d jaw back and forth with the other competitors. Then, as he would win, he’d say, “Get the *f* off the court! NEXT!!!”
Well the guy who is next just so happened to be a new guy named Zac. Zac is new to AHCC, not to prison.
As the game starts. Jason takes a quick lead and starts talking sh*t, “Get the *f* off my court, amateur night is on Broadway.”
Zac responds, “Shut up and serve the ball.”
Jason says, “Tell your b*tch to shut up.”
Zac says, “Serve the ball!”
Jason serves a hard shot down the line. It’s an ace. He wins 7-0, and yells, “Get off my court, boy!”
Zac says, “You’re a disrespectful cocksucker.”
Jason says, “*F* you punk!”
That’s all it took. Zac ran up to Jason, swinging hay makers. Jason managed to avoid most of them. But then Zac landed a solid punch on Jason’s chin.
He fell to the ground where Zac proceeded to kick him. Zac was like a wild animal as he mauled Jason all over the handball court. Needless to say, Jason got his ass kicked!
A lot of sh*t talking can be tolerated between various people. But once someone drops the word “punk” or “b*tch”…it’s on!
Moral of the story: Be a nice person and have respect for others. Or at least don’t call someone a punk!