Crabs, Fleas, Manscaping, and Mouthwash

    My lips are shinny from lip balm. The skin on my face is glowing from mass amounts of Oil of Olay. This I know because I just caught a glimps of myself in the reflection of my 7" touchscreen JP5. Now I feel like blogging. Let's do it! I feel good. Just a … Continue reading Crabs, Fleas, Manscaping, and Mouthwash


How To Prepare For His Release

    This post is specifically for the friends and family of John Cecil. But it's also for anyone who has a loved one coming home soon. John has been incarcerated for the past 20 years. In 33 days and a wake-up, he'll be returning to society dehumanized, demoralized, a little out-of-touch, and extremely bitter. … Continue reading How To Prepare For His Release

Revenge Stinks

    Brazil is a 52 year old inmate who's been in and out of prison for the last 25 years due to addiction and dealing drugs. Mark is a 47 year old Mormon who's in for several counts of child molesting. He said God told him to do it. Brazil and Mark are cellies. … Continue reading Revenge Stinks

Kermit The Frog

    I was on my way to the chow hall when I saw a smashed tree frog in the middle of the walkway. I thought to myself, "Awww, that’s too bad." Then, just a few feet ahead, I saw another little tree frog. Alive and well. I swooped down and picked it up before … Continue reading Kermit The Frog

Serving The Lord By Serving Others

    Ronald Shaw is an old timer. He’s been in prison since November 16, 1974. He’ll be 60 this year. During Ronald’s lengthy incarceration he enjoyed shooting heroin, shooting coke, popping pills, smoking cigarettes, drinking pruno, smoking weed, and doing any other kind of drug he could find. Well 6 months ago, his lifestyle … Continue reading Serving The Lord By Serving Others

The Crapping Bandit Finally Exposed!

Just recently I became a “bathroom porter”. That’s the official title of my prison job. My duties include cleaning toilets and urinals. I’m in a long term minimum unit. That means all the cells are “dry cells”. Dry cells have no toilets or sinks. So everyone shares a community bathroom. For the past 3 months, … Continue reading The Crapping Bandit Finally Exposed!